I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection.

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

A sardarji is in a hotel and his cellular phone rings. he picks it up and says "Hello, how did u know i was there?"

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000's of people to death? save the world. So plz start brushing regularly.

A baby was born to a sardar. when the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, 'plz dont tell my wife abt this. i want to give her a surprise.'

Friend to sardarji: why are you going for a birth control surgery for the eighth time? sardar: wat to do yaar, my wife is still getting pregnant

Sardar: i want to get diverse. Judge: how can i divide ur 3 children? sardar: ok, we will come after 1year.

Oneday some1 sent sms to sardar "sender ia cool and reader is fool". sardar got angry & replied "sender is fool and reader is cool".

I wrote ur name on the sand & it got washed away.I wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away.I wrote ur name on my heart &..I got a HEART ATTACK!

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why i send it to u!!!

.5steps to a LOVELY MORNING. CLose ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms, fell ur heartbeet & say 'Its too early, let me sleep a bit more!' GOOD MORNING.

My Life was in darkness before i met u.
but now it is bright.
u know why?
....
....
Coz u r a
"TUBELIGHT"

No matter how sad, no matter how blue, i feel better juz thinking of u. But i'm happier each time i msg u coz i know that  i'll be disturbing YOU!!! hahahahaha

A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.